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Jager blackouts; "Good Pants, Bad Pants"; Czech Republic pick pocketers; Kutna Hora bone chapel; German sausages and Hofbrauhaus; Biergartens; Austria bike riding; Pub crawls; tons of new friends and an amazing journey.... and not to mention, random make-outs!
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We arrived to Vienna intact and ready to take on more new sights, foods, people, partying and...BOOZE!
Our home for the next 3 nights...
Lovely view of the courtyard
...and commons area...
Chess anyone?
Fried Gemuse (kidney)!
After eating some gemuse (I now remembered why I wrote this word down in my journal, whew!), we decided to explore a bit of the city that was near to where we were staying.
Adam and I thus made the pact that at every country we frequented, we had to partake in at least one pub crawl.
It became a great little tradition we looked forward to at every stop.
In honor of our friend we met in Munich
This one was really yum! Spread w/ caviar, tomato and wedges of lemon...
I was feeling a bit adventurous with this one, but not bad!
The shrimp toast was delish too!
Something comfy and public (read: germs) to rest on...
The pigeon is real
Kids splashing around the local fountain
As you can see, my company bores Adam
Reminds me of those 'poor unfortunate souls' in The Little Mermaid. LOL.
Adam said if I took a picture with a cute guy, he'd buy me dinner...
I'm still waiting...
This guy kept trying to set up his camera to take a self-portrait so finally, Adam stepped in and saved the day
Vienna is so cool! 
"Adam has the urge to ______________"
Taking a little break
Adam's first Austrian kiss
After our walk back to the hostel, we grabbed a quick bite and decided to head to the Travel Shack for our much needed pub crawl! It was an amazing night, followed by us getting ditched by our tour guides, stranded 1 hour outside of Vienna, and the smarties (Adam and Laic) have the brilliant idea that we should walk it back to our hostel!
The two brilliant guys with the bright ideas
Double fistin some god-awful, super metallic-tasting beer
I love the Irish girls, and the Irish girls love me!
One big drunken happy orgy...
w/ Jesse, my fave beer guide!
Adam tries to score w/ any of these Finish ? Swedish? Danish? chicks... (lol, obvs, I'm really bad with flags!)
We kept stealing the shots from the bar
Laic, the French K-Fed
The Americans Unite!
Guy from New York moving to Chicago
Me: "OMG you're a Nowitzki fan? I went to one of their Dallas games!"
Him: <mumble, mumble, obviously has no clue whose jersey he's wearing> "Hey, do you smoke?"
Homeboy does hook me up though...and, the rest of the pub crawl!
Score! (lol)
Later on...
Jesse (our sweet pub crawl guide): "Stay away from him {them}"
Me: "Why?"
Jesse: "They're bad people. Bad..."
Me: "What do you mean?"
Jesse: "They are drug dealers."
Me: "...Oh..really...? "
Onto the next bar! Laic had these ready for Ciara and I... so sweet!
And a love connection is formed on the subway
So, we were introduced to a game called "Good Pants, Bad Pants". Everyone unbuttons their pants/lifts up skirt/pulls pants down, etc and has to show the crowd whatever underwear they happen to have on. The crowd then yells 'Good Pants!' or 'Bad Pants!' depending on what's underneath (by the way, worth mentioning, I got 'Awesome Pants')!
I can bet that after playing this game, you'll never be caught dead with horrible underwear ever again!
Excuses given for victims of 'Bad Pants' that evening were:
"I just washed my other really nice pair, and these are my crappy in-between pair"
"You should see the ones I normally wear"
(LOL)
"What's wrong with these? These are nice!"
"I have no excuse."
(Always good to come clean)
"But... I bought these from Spain!"
LOL LOL LOL!
We are one loud drunken mob
We bonded over tragus piercings
So, there was a bit of a debate between the Aussie and I about how beer came to be spilled on the both of us (mainly, on me!). Below is the picture to prove who did what to whom!
Aussie gets excited, bumps beer into my elbow. Gravity takes hold and beer proceeds to pause mid-air before landing on me.
Before beer splashes onto my head...
...after beer is splashed onto my head...LOL
and, that's what they call him
Adam is a hit with the Irish girls!
Laic and I exchange name tags with the promise that we would keep them forever and ever, and always be reminded of each other whenever we see them. Awwww.
These are the pacts that are made when drunkards get together.
Ellaine & Kip
The guy that said "But I got these from Spain" when confronted by the crowd on why he was wearing 'bad pants'
I haven't a clue who or how this guy got on my camera
Lover's unite over mutual love of headbands...
The aftermath of a first-timer getting high
Friday, August 22, 2008:
We rented some bikes and rode the Viennese streets of death! No joke. We made sure to ride on the curbs and bike lanes as often as we could. After visiting the Schloss Brunn Palace, Adam and I lunched at the Mariahilferstrade Cafe where I ate a nice meal of gnocchi.
As you can see from this map, Vienna is a huge city!
Riding the mean streets of a dog park
The Orangerie, where Mozart gave his first performance as a child
It's the same group we saw back in Salzburg!
Vienna is such a beautiful city (well, certain parts)
Adam poses with the pretty, pretty flowers, and his iPhone
Me: <Jumps out of bushes and scares Adam while simultaneously, taking this picture>
Adam: <Nervous twitter, but shows signs he is scared>
Earlier, I vowed to take the day off of drinking after our previous night's pub crawl. However, while waiting around at the Travel Shack to get our deposit back for the bike rentals, we began dabbling in a taste of Absinthe, then beer, then Wiener Blut, then more Absinthe, and playing a nails game with newfound Can-Asian friends, Kahn and Jon-Jon.
Franz prepares the absinthe
Jon and Kahn take the shot
...and I take the bottle...
caramelizing the sugar...
Bohemian Absinthe
Jon actually took a shot of this!
Now it's our turn!
It is f'n hot in this joint
The nail game: To be the first to pound the entire nail into the tree stump in one hit (using only the flat, thin side of the hammer)
...which I sucked good...
The sexist idiot who kept telling me "You can use both hands" or "You can just use the round side of the hammer". It took sheer willpower for me not to hammer his head in place of the nail.
Back to drinking! Franz hooks us up with shots of this!
Lethal!
After awhile, Adam decides to leave the bar in favor of going back to the hostel to "file his nails" and "talk politics with a guy".
We shook our heads in bafflement, but continued drinking more absinthe and beer at the bar. While doing so, we met an Austrian couple that decided to buy us all a round of Wiener Blut (56% alc. vol).
This was truly the killer though...
It practically burned my insides! But, still, it was a fun shot
While at the Travel Shack, we encounter this guy that reminded us of my friend, Clam's ex-"douchebag"-bf. They even kinda acted similarly too. Weird!
Guy above: Looked and smiled and acted like Dana (Clam's ex-"douchebag"-bf found in picture below)
Guy below: What the guy above will look like in 20 years! LOL
A long-lost, (possible mentally retarded) brother is found!
Some weird contraption
Kahn braves the tobacco snuff
After saying our goodbyes and grabbing a Doner sandwich to go, Kahn, Jon and I walked back towards our hostel. We exchanged facebook information, and decided to call it a night.
Saturday, August 23, 2008:
10:45am- Woke up earlier than yesterday
11:30am- At least we were up when the maid came in to clean this time.
11:40am- Walked down Mariahilferstrade. Ate at Quick Lee's with the racist packaging. Pretty decent bulgolgi with rice.
12:15pm- Stephan's Cathedral
2:30pm- Catacombs: Funny/wry tour guide. There were eerie bones and while Adam and I surveyed the skeletal figures, the group ran ahead of us, making Adam and I the 'last ones' of the group. We took turns scaring each other. When the guide asked if we had any questions, I asked him: "Have you ever opened the lid to see what the organs in the pot look like?" The guide laughs nervously, "No, but there was a leak once and the Cathedral was closed for a week due to the stench. It just looks like black glue." The group laughs when I brought up this question. It's obvious they all were wondering the same thing.
1:35pm- Long ass line at McDonald's
2:45pm- Walk back to hostel. Did some shopping.
4:45pm- Meet new hostel bunkmates, some Italian, one Jamaican guy from San Francisco
6:00pm- Last meal of fried calamari and french fries with beer
7:30pm- Vienna Concert- Mozart, Johann Strauss, Opera, Ballet and Viennese Waltz. Did my best to keep my eyes open, but food coma and soothing sounds drifted me elsewhere...
10:30pm- Back to hostel
10:40pm- Phone booth to call our parents and (privileged) friends
Adam gets propositioned by hookers
11:00pm-12:00am: Internet!
12:00am-12:15am: Chat with Franz about his Travel Shack business and the difference between Bavarians and Austrians (apparently there's a great divide). Also talks about how great our trip to Hungary will be.
12:45am: Finish writing in journal
12:47am-1:30am: Fellow Spanish hosteler grinds his teeth very loudly
1:31am: Fish in the dark for iPod
1:31 and 30 seconds: iPod plugged into ears
1:40am: Dreaming.
Fast, affordable, delicious
Annoyingly humorous; so racist; I take offense
Pretty in pink (pun intended)
St Stephan's Cathedral
St. Stephan's Cathedral (German: Stephansdom) is the mother church of the Archdiocese of Vienna and the seat of the "Archbishop of Vienna, Christoph Cardinal Schönborn, OP. Its current Romanesque and Gothic form seen today, situated at the heart of Vienna, Austria in the Stephansplatz, was largely initiated by Rudolf IV and stands on the ruins of two earlier churches, the first being a parish church consecrated in 1147. As the most important religious building in Austria's capital, the cathedral has born witness to many important events in that nation's history and has become one of the city's most recognizable symbols."
--Wikipedia
"The basement of the cathedral also hosts the Bishops, Provosts and Ducal crypts. The most recent interment in this crypt completed in 1952 under the south choir was that of 98-year-old Cardinal Franz König in 2004. Provosts of the cathedral are buried here. Other members of the cathedral chapter are now buried in a special section at the Zentralfriedhof. The Ducal Crypt located under the chancel holds 78 bronze containers with the bodies, hearts, or viscera of 72 members of the Habsburg dynasty. Before his death in 1365, Duke Rudolf IV had ordered such a crypt to be built for his remains in the new cathedral he commissioned. By 1754 the small rectangular chamber was overcrowded with 12 sarcophagi and 39 urns, so the area was expanded with an oval chamber being added adjacent to the east end of the rectangular one. In 1956 the two chambers were renovated and their contents were rearranged. The sarcophagi of Duke Rudolf IV and his wife were placed upon a pedestal and the 62 urns containing organs were moved from the two rows of shelves around the new chamber to cabinets in the original one."-- Wikipedia
Inside the Crypt
Somehow we got stuck in the back
Taken with "The Cryptkeeper" LOL
Posing w/ the horses
This one tried to snip at me!
A festival/protest of some kind
Man vs. Bear
The Golden Lady
So hilarious, and so ironic!
We purchased tickets to tonight's concert
Hare Krishnas chanting in the rain
Finally, the concert arrives!
The garb back in the day
The Viennese twins
Making phone calls while Adam gets propositioned by "ladies of the night"
Before leaving Austria, I must have one last bite of...
Grilled cheese with vegemite, an Australian delicacy! Yum
Next: Hungary!
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2009
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